asian origin, ginger hair, hairy doll, hirsute doll, root canal in third world country, scary items, what the fuck?

this thing is as scary as getting a root canal in a third world country.

i saw this absolutey amazing thing and couldn’t believe my eyes. yes, this hirsute doll exists. yes, the owner [or giftee] is meant to shave the offending surfeit of “hair”.

on top of being completely speechless why such a toy was designed, manufactured and marketed, i have the following questions:

  • what kind of person would purchase this for their own amusement?
  • what kind of person would purchase this item for a gift?
  • what kind of person would be a potential giftee?
  • who is the assumed audience for this oddity?
  • does the doll arrive with appropriate shaving accoutrements?
  • the doll illustrated has ginger hair. this begs two questions within a question:
    • presuming this is an asian product, why does the doll have ginger hair which is in the minority?
    • does the doll come in other hair colors?
  • who thought this doll was a good idea?
  • why so much hair in the pubic area?
  • why so much hair in the pubic area?
  • why so much hair in the pubic area? 

this doll defies so many concepts in my personal gestalt that i want to see one in person. and say “what the fuck?” to its face.

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4 thoughts on “this thing is as scary as getting a root canal in a third world country.

  1. I thought that red hair was not thought of as attractive? This statement answers my first thought, which is – to shave off the red hair asap! My second thought: why the red hair, knowing the adverse reaction upon seeing it? If my first sentence is correct? There are some strange past-times out there. Is the razor that might be supplied a safety razor… in that it only shaves red hair found on this doll?

  2. m0ddie says:

    well if you actually find one, please buy one for my collection of oddities. and if they come in different hair colors, i only want the ginger. it’s most disturbing.

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